Here be haiku, and maybe dragons.
[ New haiku are added at the bottom of this list. ]
From the puns page introduction:
Paragraph's for fun,
but it's indeed not a pun.
It's just a haiku.
First five syllables,
Second seven syllables,
Third five syllables.
Four paths you could take,
open doors, may be mistake,
choices make the difference.
Entered their realm,
a place which will overwhelm,
you're not at the helm!
When you start writing,
creativity flowing,
forever haiku.
Red Dragon:
Behold, the dragon,
known by an evil title:
the "tax evader"!
Defense of the Battle Turnip's Holder:
I'm about to melt,
so with this turnip, I'll pelt,
revenge shall be dealt.
The next term begun
on August 22nd.
I wish you good luck!
After logging in
I reboot the devices,
and install Gentoo.
Falcon leaves her cage,
but you refused to witness,
so she punches you.
You should not be here.
Since you're here, I will prepare
the neurotoxin.
I wanted you to
simply say the word "apple",
but instead, you jumped.
Every smart device
from light bulbs to reactors
all now run Gentoo.
Lusername not found
Why did you call us?
I looked for that username.
It does not exist.
"This sentence is false."
I heard it, and thought a bit.
I will go with: "true".
After the test ends,
we will be having a cake,
after you are baked.
Due to budget cuts,
the Internet will shut down
for most of the night.
Better ideas come
to replace what was once there.
The cake haiku's changed.
The restoration of the web sites
The web pages, now,
restored with their older form,
are back on Presumed.
The time is coming
for the lease to get renewed.
Will you want to sign?
The Merge, Pt. 1
Two sections combined.
Similar things found in both,
so they will get merged.
The Merge, Pt. 2
One group must get purged,
making way for what is new.
It's an easy choice.
The Merge, Pt. 3
Still the beginning,
with, hopefully, more to come,
that is what will stay.